my life motto
John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.
obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA
im tired of things costing money
my girlfriend framed her first anon hate
The awesome moment when @gracehelbig recognized me (at nofiltershow)
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me