callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

Reasons you should date me:
  • My butt
  • I don’t have auto play music on my blog
  • ???

katara:

you ever just ugh really hard 

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

boner got my laptop 7 inches higher
b3csy:

meandmy69cats:

thecheshirekitteh:

what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….


it’s so accurate it hurts

b3csy:

meandmy69cats:

thecheshirekitteh:

what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….

it’s so accurate it hurts

foofawomp:

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

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coolsvillesux:

Thank

A+ parenting